A Life Changing Experience

November 1st, 2011

I’ve joined the gym. I absolutely hate it. But I’m making myself go because: –
* I can look down my nose at people that don’t go to the gym.

* I will drop a dress size or two.

* I have to drive my son to the gym and wait an hour for him to workout, so I might as well do the same thing myself.

* I can boast if I feel like it, because so many of my friends do nada exercise.

* I’ve seen some lovely outfits in JD Sports.

* I will have the perfect beach body, (my trainer practically promised me).

* The Health Club has free shampoo & conditioner in the showers.

* The Health Club has a great bar.

* The Health Club has a fantastic wine list.

* The Health Club does delicious brie and bacon Panini’s.

* The Health Club has a hot drinks machine with the creamiest hot chocolate in the world.

* The Health Club has free parking. I get a buzz knowing that I can park the car without fear of a ticket. In fact, I might park the car there sometimes and not go to the gym. I’ll think of something else to do, whilst I enjoy the free parking buzz.

* The Health Club has a bottle bank, so I can hide some of my empty wine bottles from my neighbors.

* I WILL BE FIT.

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Posted in: From the Author by Molly Hopkins on November 1st, 2011

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